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Posted on 29th Jul at 5:22 PM, with 514,815 notes

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

Posted on 29th Jul at 5:21 PM, with 259,409 notes

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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Posted on 29th Jul at 5:21 PM, with 213,966 notes

rnanta-ray:

I’m that type of friend you can tell anything too but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head

Posted on 29th Jul at 5:20 PM, with 5,681 notes

ruinedchildhood:

when u have to pee but theres someone already in the stall

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Posted on 29th Jul at 4:57 PM, with 512,339 notes

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

Posted on 29th Jul at 4:57 PM, with 62,377 notes
"I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty"

the best text I’ve ever received (via battleagainsttheworld)

this

(via r3ckless-emotion)

Posted on 29th Jul at 4:57 PM, with 369,337 notes

arcticmonkeysjpg:

trav-tv:

Game postponed due to puppies.

WHAT A WONDERFUL PROBLEM TO HAVE!

Posted on 29th Jul at 4:55 PM, with 245,829 notes

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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