andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

(Source: highgayden)

do demons not have anything better to do than possess young white girls

(Source: slaygal)

ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

(Source: gothobama)

ofcaptains:

*romantic voice* no you’re gay

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot)

hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME